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"Ornamentally Challenged"



"It ain't been the best'a nights.
I was'a piddlin' here just'a while ago
lookin' at my purdy Christmas lights.

an' sing'n to some Christmas country ho-ho-ho
Suddenly I gotta notion, jumped up an' spilt my beer;
I mean my eggnog I had sit'n on my cooler right here.

It was in all that commotion 'an motions
when that notion came on back to ...

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Last updated 4 days ago.
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Trump Counseling Reloaded


I missed treat women.I new what I had to do truly go were no man has gone before. I went and visit a Feminist group and told them I come before you this evening not as a man. They all clap,but as friend who's understand the place of today Feminist. We had are difference in the past,but I had seen the light and lucky their not to much light in here.But to proved you I ...

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Trump Counseling


A working woman came to me and said she had problem with her marriage.She said her husband don't find her attracted.He use to be a mighty oak.Now a hanging vine.what can i do? Well I'm no plastic surgeon,but i do what i can.The first time you did it.Did you have the light on.Yes.Well there you go he saw you.Next question.Did he tell you not to do something.Yes.And what did you do.I did it anyway.I can't ...

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Last updated 5 months, 1 week ago.
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Traffic Hazard


Dear unnamed business at the corner of Williams and Stockyard Rds.

Please quit parking your GREEN tractors so close to the road that no one can see oncoming traffic. And while your'e at it, the elections are over, please remove the political signs, they're a hazard also.

Thanks
Sgt Friday

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Last updated 5 months, 1 week ago.
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"The Becoming of a Loving Heart"


"A 'lil' boy beaten,swore at, kicked with brogan boots from evil's roots and told he wasn't worth anything. Southern born, but from wherever born held always close his brother's hands to overcome life's trials to in manhood, grasp hold of both brothers and sisters in life to offer a smile and some love through his scars in hopes to penetrate their own ."

Teapotter, "Off the Cuff"

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Last updated 5 months, 2 weeks ago.
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