Farming it's a job

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I told my girl friend that I'm going to start farming out in the open air.working with the land, growing stuff and eating it. I'm going to grow me some Bean's,tomates, potatoes,ham,corn, fish,grapes and those little shrimps and I like a lot of other stuff.all you need for farming is the right tools and a farmer state of mind,and farmers Eddy almanac.lets see what Eddy got to say,plant in the morning,vegetable are boring.well that something to think about.soon we will have a boutful harvest and my girl friend will be cooking and a canning and a serving and I'll be eating and a belching and a purhing.Its been a long time I've been this happy.My girl friend said get a job, working in my backyard is not a job.Your wrong planning take a lot of hard work.I told her well let's see what farmers Eddy almanac got to say,sow in summer weep in fall buried your girl friend went the wheat get tall.Im sorry that the charter on tater in love.My girl friend said well does it say anything like plant your barley plant your rye get a job before you die.I said no it's does not,confusing this book with the useless girl friend almanac and farming is a job.

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