CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
small world, ain't it?
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down
the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him..

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I
sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so
does she.



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Charles_and_Angie_Howell commented on Wednesday, Oct 05, 2011 at 22:35 PM

Wow....hahahahahaha

I will add to this tomorrow.

Charles_and_Angie_Howell commented on Thursday, Oct 06, 2011 at 07:20 AM

OK....

A large national retail sports equipment store hired a new salesman at a local branch. His department manager explained to him that while he would earn a hourly wage, he was expected to make sales and earn commission as well. They discussed the commission goals and then the salesman went to work.

At the end of the day, his boss asked how his day was, the salesman said it was pretty good - he had made a sale. "A sale," the boss asked disapprovingly. "Just one? For how much?"

"Over $150,000." the new salesman replied.

"WOW!! How did you do that?"

"Well," the salesman started, "my first customer was a fellow looking for some hooks in the fishing department. When I asked if I could help him find anything else, he said no, that he was just picking up some hooks while his wife was next door getting her 'feminine supplies.' I said, Well looks like your weekend is shot, have you seen our new line of boats and motors...."


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