Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
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10. Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. One day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. If the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."





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gsufan2011 commented on Friday, Sep 16, 2011 at 22:24 PM

I think the reason God made Eve was because Adam had to have someone to make him sandwiches.

Papa_Smurf commented on Friday, Sep 16, 2011 at 23:49 PM

And iron his shirts.

hungryman commented on Saturday, Sep 17, 2011 at 08:53 AM

2. When God saw that Eve didn't follow his directions and ate the forbidden fruit, looking back at her creation, he could have predicted she would say "Well the devil made me do it."

averageworkingguy commented on Saturday, Sep 17, 2011 at 09:09 AM

Hey Hman think that's why my ma used to beat the devil out of me? I did my share of bad stuff so I guess it worked. I guess.


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